After being roasted online for struggling to dead lift a cup of water during during his West Point commencement speech, President Trump marched to St. John’s Church, doused protesters with tear gas, and lifted up his favorite glass of water for the world to see. “See? I lift it. I lift it every morning, and every night. I always like the Dasanis, but I like 2 Fijis as well.” He then brought the glass down with a quiver, and without taking a sip, headed back towards the White House.