Giving back to the heroes who put you first

At Johnson’s, we have the deepest gratitude for the frontline law enforcement officers confronting angry protesters. These devoted police officers have become more critical now than ever before to help subdue antifa anarchists, Black Lives Matter activists, and disorderly punks.

To show our appreciation and support for these heroes, we are donating “No More Tears” canisters to law enforcement agencies throughout the United States, to assist them in the hard work of ending the right to assemble during these challenging times, but low-key like so they’re not the bad guys.

JOHNSON’S® “No More Tears” gas provides a mild, gentle toxin that won’t irritate the protesters eyes too much during riot time. This tear-free gas is hypoallergenic; pediatrician-tested (yes we tested it on pediatricians), and is free of parabens, phthalates, sulfates, and dyes. To use, spray directly in the face of any civilian in your way, apply handcuffs, a billy-club if necessary, and deposit the wet suspect into the back of your paddy wagon. We have found this product to be particularly effective when the wind shifts.

By Fred Gailey and Emily Sanchez