Late at night after his rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, President Trump worked with his team to have Tulsa named a shithole country, protected as a historic site. “Even though the crowd was huge, and we had to have an overflow for the overflow venue, the President still feels like this move was necessary,” Kellyanne Conway explained.

“This has nothing to do with my amazing rally. It was so popular, and the crowd was so loud, but the lamesteam media with the ANTIFA terrorists are trying to cover that up,” Trump said in his official statement. “No, this is something that has been on my mind since before even Obama came here illegally from Kenya. They deserve it. What a terrible, terrible shithole piss-poor excuse for a country they are.”

The President will be making moves this week to reduce all foreign aid to Tulsa.