These masks are a new multi-million dollar market, and it’s no wonder why. There has never been another beauty tool that does what these babies do in one second. Simply slip one over your ugly face, and for as little as $2 you can instantly transform your skin. It hides dark spots, color-corrects, conceals weak bone structure, diminishes the look of pores and fine lines and really deep hard lines, and hillbilly teeth.

Unfortunately, the reasons stores can’t keep these on their shelves is because the health-conscious are buying multiple masks to complement their outfits, while a large percentage of the population is refusing to wear one in favor of exposing their blotchy, no-chin, fat-neck mugs for the poor world to see.

By Emily Sanchez