Abbotsford, BC —

Completely unaware of how to optimize his homepage, 80-year-old Stan Flenderson opens up Internet Explorer, which takes him to Bing. “My daughter told me that if I want to ask the internet a question, Bing isn’t very good, and that I should use Google instead. So I always type ‘give me Google’ in the Bing box. Such a smart box, too. It always finds Google! My daughter also told me not to listen to my friends and stop asking Jeeves.”

When Unsubscribed explained how to change your homepage so it’s always Google, Flenderson replied, “Oh, I don’t know about that. I don’t want to blow this doohickey up. I better call Geek Squad.”

By Andrew Froese