Swedish-based furniture giant IKEA has recently come under fire for their overpriced do-it-yourself home decor/child trafficking empire. Eagle-eyed online shoppers became wary of the company when they spotted that the names of the furniture are also the names of thousands of little Swedish boys and girls who have been kidnapped from the various meatball factories spanning the country. Every couch, armoire, desk, and end table, actually contains a tiny, abducted child inside. We have reached out to IKEA for comment, but conveniently, they failed to comment within 12 seconds, so we just went ahead and posted this.

By Emily Sanchez

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