WASHINGTON
Florida Rep. Ted Yoho might have called her a fucking bitch, but Ocasio-Cortez got the last word by wiping the House floor with his fat neck. Ever-the-leader, AOC refused to call him a thin dick no chin shriveled up ol’ ballsack who’s never had an original thought in his life, and has voted both against an increase in police accountability and a stimulus bill to help the American people. She even refused to point out that no one likes him, or that his neck folds let off an aged cheddar aroma. She would not stoop to his level, but instead schooled the House members who both allow and promote this type of behavior with each payoff to silence a prostitute, and with their every vote. When reached for comment, Yoho said he was sorry that he offended that shrill Mexican lady with the lipstick, but did not have time to discuss it further as he was late for a lunch with his buddy Matt Gaetz.