"This is democracy."
Feeling neglected by his dad, Donald Trump Jr., is now posing as his sister, Ivanka. "Father's always thought she was a totally smart babe, and I'm hoping he'll think I am now too," Donka told Fox News. "Within minutes of me debuting my new look, my father invited me to sit on his lap in … Continue reading Don Jr. Identifies As Ivanka In Hopes Of Winning Father’s Love
"My cousins, parents, my Great Aunt Tina, the kids—we all get together to enjoy a little family time without Matt. I love him, don't get me wrong, but to have my Saturdays ripped away from me like this is just so unfair."
"No son of mine wears perfume! I've been working in the coal mines all day and you come home smelling...aromatic?"
After losing both of its parents in a horrible sieve accident, a bag of plain flour now has no choice but to become self-raising.
Having a kid is a momentous occasion for any couple. Preparing for the arrival of another kid is even more reason for excitement. We, at Unsubscribed, are here with the top 5 reasons your new kid is way better than your old kid: New kid has brighter future Your older kid will already be well … Continue reading 5 Reasons Your New Kid is Way Better Than Your Old Kid
The advent of the modern Mechanical Unmanned Signature Posting Clasp (or "sign post") was feared to be the biggest threat to sign-holding-guy jobs in the 21st century, and the results speak for themselves.
The 15 second ad running exclusively on Fox News features a voice-over from Mr. Trump, and a series of images that people hate: black licorice, toilet paper stuck to the roll, a guy dropping his wallet under the car-seat and it's just out of his reach, and Mexican-American children eating school lunch. "The only reason … Continue reading New Trump Ad Says Hurricanes Will Only Get Worse Under Biden
Said Biden, “If it looks like a woman, and wears clothes like a woman, it’s a woman. Barry’ll also be talking in a high voice and wearing perfume, so he’ll even sound and smell like a woman. If you’re all gonna cling to the technicality of anatomical parts, don’t forget that I support adopting whatever gender identity you choose. And for the next eight years, my VP here chooses female.”
"The Republicans' newest relief package will leave over 10 million Americans without resources, being murdered in a coliseum for sport," explained Pelosi. "However, our progressive new bill will make it illegal to feed more than 5 million people to lions at a given time. And at least 30% have to be women."