Bleating Goat Wanders Onto Republican Stage, No One Notices

WASHINGTON On night 77 of the Republican National Convention, an exhausted lighting guy noticed a bleating, screaming goat on an empty stage. "Dude, is that supposed to be there? Where are all the people?" asked the 54-year-old gaffer. At publication time, the tech team was busy reviewing the footage to exactly how long the goat … Continue reading Bleating Goat Wanders Onto Republican Stage, No One Notices

Kimberly Guilfoyle Vows To Come To Your House If Trump Loses

In a terrifying, apocalyptic vision at the Republican Convention on Monday, a shrieking Kimberly Guilfoyle warned of a parade of horribles that would be visited on America if Joe Biden is elected President. The most chilling aspect of her revelation was her promise to personally visit the homes of viewers if our nation turns away … Continue reading Kimberly Guilfoyle Vows To Come To Your House If Trump Loses

Okay, But How Is Your Last Name ‘Cumming’ And You Haven’t Changed It?

We don't get it. Other than your last name, you seem like a perfectly normal couple. You have to know that everyone laughs when they say your name. You probably enjoy it. It'd be like if your last name was Areola, or Beaver, or Johnson. Stroker. What if it was Stroker? Just change it. They'll … Continue reading Okay, But How Is Your Last Name ‘Cumming’ And You Haven’t Changed It?