We don’t get it. Other than your last name, you seem like a perfectly normal couple. You have to know that everyone laughs when they say your name. You probably enjoy it. It’d be like if your last name was Areola, or Beaver, or Johnson. Stroker. What if it was Stroker? Just change it. They’ll let you do that. You can go right down to the Social Security office or some place like that, and get the paperwork. Surely, you can come up with something better than ‘Cumming.” Maybe “Cummings.” Scratch that, that’s not better. I used to know a lady whose last name was ‘Pussay,’ as if dragging out the ‘ay’ makes it any better. At the end of the day, you do you, and I guess if it doesn’t bother you, then continue to be the Hookers, but nobody is going to trust your judgement when you’re walking around as Dick Trickle.
