In a terrifying, apocalyptic vision at the Republican Convention on Monday, a shrieking Kimberly Guilfoyle warned of a parade of horribles that would be visited on America if Joe Biden is elected President. The most chilling aspect of her revelation was her promise to personally visit the homes of viewers if our nation turns away from the Great Emancipator, and instead embraces the Great Satan.
“America, it’s all on the line. President Trump loves you and lifts you toward the light. The Democrats want to destroy this country and everything that we have fought for and hold dear. They want to steal your liberty, your freedom. They want to control what you see and think and believe so that they can control how you live.” Her hallucinogenic hysteria rising, and increasing in volume, Guilfoyle set forth a shocking warning should Biden be elected. “These are the words of Him who holds the seven stars in His enormous manly hands and walks among the seven golden lampstands. I know your deeds, your labor, and your perseverance. But I have this against you: You have abandoned your first love. Therefore, keep in mind how far you have fallen. Repent and vote as you voted in 2016. But if you do not repent, I will come to your house and remove your lampstand from its place. I will stand on your lawn and scare your children and pets. I will ring your doorbell and stare through your window with my crazy eyes. I will shout from your porch at horrific volume until you flee your homes through the back doors. I will visit my prophesy upon thee, in person, and in cacophonous tones, and I will not social-distance, nor will I mask.”
Guilfoyle then collapsed on the floor. Bystanders looked for her boyfriend, Donald Trump Jr. to revive her, but he had already fled the arena.
By Fred Gailey
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