GOP Uncovers Huge Conspiracy To Remove Trump Using “Ballots” From “Voters”

Republicans assert that something called “democracy” is being used to create a “fair election” which could result in “representative government.” These “votes” may be “counted” and produce a “valid outcome.” Investigators say this subversive operation could result in Americans living under the tyranny imposed by “constitutional rights.”

Trump Knocks Disabled Guy Out Of Wheelchair Just To Get Crowd Pumped

"Listen, they don't give me any credit," Trump said as he tipped over "Front Row Cripple Chris," in front of dozens of cheering fans. "China. My deal with the Jews and Arabs. My beautiful, beautiful wall. But it's not me they're after. The liberal media is after you. The hardworking Americans. Sad," he lamented, kicking … Continue reading Trump Knocks Disabled Guy Out Of Wheelchair Just To Get Crowd Pumped

White House Secret Service Conduct Drills To Ensure Peaceful Transition Of Power

WASHINGTON- "This is standard operating procedure," assured Secret Service Director James M. Murray. "We have done this at the end of every modern President's term, but you're just hearing about it now because one of our team members thought it would be funny to post it to his Twitter account. Yes, absolutely we always do … Continue reading White House Secret Service Conduct Drills To Ensure Peaceful Transition Of Power