After cutting out their Mexican Pizza, pico de gallo, shredded chicken, 7-Layer Burrito, Nachos Supreme, the Beefy Fritos Burrito, and several other items from the menu, Taco Bell’s CEO made the decisions to just sell bells. “Taco Bell means quality. With increased sanitation regulations, plant closures, and workers who can’t be bothered to make a consistently delicious tostada, we’re sticking with what we know, our first love: bells.”
“I pulled up for my usual dozen mini shredded quesadillas for lunch, and was pleasantly surprised by this handbell. I was actually in a handbell choir in middle school, so this really takes me back,” Kyle Eagle, 36, told reporters.
It is unclear if a post-pandemic society will see the return of the Beefy Fritos Burrito, but what is clear is that the bells are here to stay.
Headline by Holly Love, Article and Image Edit by Emily Sanchez