News out of Glendale, Arizona is that 27-year-old Chad Bradwick’s girlfriend has drawn her eyebrows on extra angry today. One could speculate as to what prompted her to choose such a bold and dramatic arch. Was a special occasion missed? Did Chad fail to notice a new haircut? Was it the comment that he made about the waitress the night before? Rest assured, the answer will come to light before she washes her face at bedtime.

In the meantime, Bradwick issued a statement that reads as follows: “Shit.”

By CarolAnn Liebelt, Photo edit: Emily Sanchez