“We wanted to bring in our boy without any injuries, Captain says that’s real important now,” Lt. Andrews told the cameras. “So, we fired I don’t know 20-30 warning shots into his black neighbor. He got the message, and came with us quietly. He’s in the breakroom now eating some candy out of the vending machine, trying to calm down before he talks to us. All in all, I’m proud of the work our team did today. It’s not often you can bring a guy in on child porn charges without injury.”