After feeding on the President’s internal body rot, a beautiful family maggots transformed into flies and came swarming out of his mouth during a tirade against the radical left. “I heard this buzzing, I thought it was a hum from the mic or something,” explained one of the sound crew. “But then all the sudden they were shooting out of his mouth and feasting on his face.” Apparently unperturbed by the flies, Trump declared himself “Lord of the Flies,” and received immediate praise from Fox News for providing food and shelter for the tiny creatures.

By Emily Sanchez