“Listen, I only took this job as a favor to America for all it suffered under Barack Hussein Obama. But nobody ever says thank you. Terrrible how they, it’s terrible and also, what a hoax. If you want to convince yourselves that millions and millions and millions and millions of people voted for Sleepy Joe Biden over me, then fine. I didn’t lose. This is fraud. But I’ll concede I don’t want this stupid job anymore anyways,” Trump said, taking his 7th mulligan of the day. “Sad. Really. I won, but the liberal mainstream Fox News traitors can’t even accept the reality that everyone is out to get me.”