“We have a booming economy of impeachments,” the President railed to staffers. “We’ll get no credit for it by the liberal media though because they refuse to see the good work I’m doing. I did this. Me. Nobody helps me. Before us, only two impeachments, and now there are four. I have more articles. Sad. Look at what we have done for this nation, and everyone says I’m doing it all, but nobody says it.”
By Emily Sanchez