“Look at them! Champ and Major, what a world. Presidential puppers, how have we made it 4 years without a Presidential pupper? But my God, it’s happening. Yes, sir, look at you guys with those deep, soulful eyes and shiny coats,” Sam Sherman, 39, said scrolling through his phone, scratching their scruffy little necks on the screen. “You’re the best boi. And you’re the best boi. Both of you, gaaaah, I love you already. It’s all going to be alright, you precious pups will make sure of it. I don’t think I could make it through today if I didn’t know that you’re both out there, catching tennis balls and getting belly rubs. Mmmuah!!”