Having been banned by every other social media and internet website, Donald Trump is trying out his tiny hands on Tinder:

Don, 35, in an open relationship, seeks Sexy “10” under age 22 for Good times. I’m totally Sculpted, and I have the best HAIR. I love trips to McDonalds, watching Fox & Friends, and I could really have some Fun using your Twitter account. No Fatties, big noses, or bad Teeth.

I’m Totally into Water Sports, and Russian Honey-Traps are Welcome. I love to talk about MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD and FIGHTING TO STOP THE STEAL. I can definitely do a Threesome with the right woman.

If U can Handle me, message me here. I no longer have an email Account.