After a tumultuous free and fair election season that saw President Trump demanding to stop the count and then to recount and recount and recount the votes, President Joe Biden was sworn in as the 46th President of the United States. Making one final attempt to overturn the will of over 80 million people, Trump stormed the stage to take the Oath of Office. “I will never concede! Stop the steal!” Trump shouted through ragged breath.

“I was a little stunned at first,” Biden told reporters. “But maybe this is what the country needs to finally heal: two Presidents. Now, he didn’t finish the Oath and do that ‘cross my heart and swear to die’ thing so I don’t think it counts, but we do live in unprecedented times.”

By Emily Sanchez, Photo edit: Emily Sanchez