“I am shocked, shocked, that the American people are on board with cold hard cash in their sweaty palms,” the Senator told reporters. “I remember when Yang was talking about a monthly check, and I thought ‘no way, no way would anyone not want to live in abject poverty.’ Boy, is my face red. Here comes Biden, signing checks, making speeches, helping the people. I’d like to go back in time and slap myself for not thinking of this. Can’t believe I missed it.”