"I just can't stand that orange Cheeto."
CDC Lifts Moratorium On Mass-Shootings
The CDC has found, among other things, that fully-vaccinated shooters are less likely to get and spread COVID-19.
Trump Supporters Storm Chauvin Courtroom To Try And Reverse Verdict, Steal Gavel
“This trial was rigged,” one of the rioters told an Unsubscribed reporter as she spit out her tobacco and took selfies with herself rushing the judge’s bench and banging the gavel on the wrong end. “If we shuffle some papers around in here, we can get this verdict reversed. We owe it to Mr. Trump! He sent us here because if you can’t murder a black guy and get away with it, what is this country coming to?”
White People Relieved As Guilty Verdict Rights Centuries Of Racial Injustice
"We're cool now, right? I mean - slavery, whew, what was that? Now, *that* was crazy," asked millions of white Americans after former officer Chauvin was found guilty of all three counts in the murder of George Floyd. "You know I voted for Obama, don't you? I was all set to go protest the verdict, … Continue reading White People Relieved As Guilty Verdict Rights Centuries Of Racial Injustice
Jesus Asks If Pandemic Over Before Emerging From Tomb
"You know a year ago I had been told that everything would be open by Easter."
Defense: Chauvin Had To Kneel On Floyd’s Neck Because He Really Wanted To
"Would you deny this devoted community servant his id's primal desires?" Attorney Eric Nelson pleaded with jurors. "Imagine yourself in his shoes: always wanting to slowly suffocating a man to death, never giving in to the bloodthirst. Day in, day out. Well he had had enough, I say. Enough! What if it were you? Would … Continue reading Defense: Chauvin Had To Kneel On Floyd’s Neck Because He Really Wanted To
Major Keeps Biden People
The president’s German Shepherd sure is in the doghouse for this! He may be German but we did Nazi this coming. Dogocrats and Repuplicans alike believe this story is just a wag-the-dog tactic.