There are certain parts of life that are unavoidable. Everyone is born; everyone pays taxes; everyone you know and love, will also, at some point, diet.
This may come as a total shock, but your stepmom — and all of your new, extended stepfamily — are cock-hungry, and you're what's for dinner.
"I have to figure what to do with myself in prison, reincarnation after reincarnation. THIRTY. FIVE. TIMES. God damn it.”