In Memoriam: 35 Million Memes, Cat Photos, And Dick Pics That Never Saw The Light Of Day During Yesterday’s Facebook Photo Glitch

"I was using my alt account to send my usual dick pics to random hotties on Instagram - you know, the ones that show some skin and essentially are asking for aggressive sexual reciprocity from appreciative guys like me - but with the photo glitch, all I could send was disappointing attachments that no one woman wants to look at."

‘World Famous Fudge’ Makers Celebrate 40 Years Of Uncredited Claim

Victoria, BC — Bob and Marge Holstein, owners of West Coast Fudgery, have just celebrated their shop's fortieth year of selling uncredited "world famous fudge." Bob proudly talks about his homemade sugar candy and its unverified claim to international fame: "We're a household name. People all over the world know who we are." When questioned … Continue reading ‘World Famous Fudge’ Makers Celebrate 40 Years Of Uncredited Claim