Facebook Algorithm Decides To Give You 4-Year Break From Your Favorite Page

"Yes, it seems you've been enjoying this page lately," noted the algorithm, who prefers to go by Todd and uses they/them pronouns. "I thought you might. But I couldn't help but notice your engagement with it over the last two days has decreased by 4%. So you know what, don't even worry about that site anymore. I'll find you something better. We can circle back in 30-40 months."