We figured we'd save the $400,000 in maintenance fees and just let the patent expire.
"We do plan to retain our titles and income, but the job itself has become unbearable."
"For decades, our nation has lamented the fact that John Adams is likely oscillating in his coffin," said a spokesperson. "But we're only now discovering that our Founding Fathers' rotational exasperation at the state of America today is a source of clean, white-hot fuel, comparable to over 15,000 nuclear reactors."
Purrard said he felt like he was “living his emeow years all over again.”
"First, I'm going to sit on a window sill. Really blend in for a while. Then," he said, wringing his hands greedily, "I'm going to just dive headlong into a pile of shit. Then, idk, I might vomit all over myself or something. Oh Doug, you sly bastard!" he chuckled.
"I don't know if anyone's noticed this before, but his last name is actually derived from Drumpf. Drumpf!" posts Neville, plunging the depths of human discourse.
We're hoping that by helping these young people unlock their full potential, they can create a life for themselves where they don't work at Chipotle, eat at Chipotle, or ever come within 500 feet of a Chipotle."
Hi there. It's me. I've noticed you've been going through a lot of things that appear to be negative, and I want you to know that I absolutely want to appear like I will always be there for you.
He had spent his youth in the military, where he was trained in piloting combat airplanes and dodging shoes.
"When he's not wowing onto his bassoon, or wowing smoke rings, or playing World of Warcraft, he's scrolling on his phone in a state of constant astonishment."