‘We Don’t Need A Day To Show Our Love’ Says Man Who Sucks At Marriage

“Man, if I took all that money I've saved over the last 15 years of marriage by not buying all that overpriced Valentine's Day junk, I could afford to take my wife on trip to Paris! I mean, I won't, because I'd have to get the time off work and then we'd have to get passports and stuff. That's not what either of us want. Ain't that right, babe? Yeah, she don't want no trip to Paris.”

Bullshit Thanksgiving Dishes That Even Mini Marshmallows Can’t Save

You would think that this article would start and end at sweet potatoes, but you would be mistaken. There are far more bullshit Thanksgiving dishes besides sweet potatoes that mini marshmallows just cannot salvage. With that said, let's get to the first bullshit dish.  Sweet Potatoes: They're a vegetable. They taste like a vegetable. Why on … Continue reading Bullshit Thanksgiving Dishes That Even Mini Marshmallows Can’t Save