You would think that this article would start and end at sweet potatoes, but you would be mistaken. There are far more bullshit Thanksgiving dishes besides sweet potatoes that mini marshmallows just cannot salvage. With that said, let's get to the first bullshit dish. Sweet Potatoes: They're a vegetable. They taste like a vegetable. Why on … Continue reading Bullshit Thanksgiving Dishes That Even Mini Marshmallows Can’t Save
You don't have to do this to yourself anymore. You don't have to eat vegetables for dessert and act like they are even close to being in the same genre as cookie dough ice cream or Funfetti cake. It's cool now. We will get through the winter just fine without pumpkins.
I have flicked my little garbanzo bean for hours on end, pulverizing it into hummus. Still no orgasm. It just no longer serves any sort of function other than decoration. Which is fine. Everything is fine. It's a beautiful clitoris and that alone brings me joy.
Jello: Wobbly and unstable like when Daddy was drinking again.
“What if I told you that this poster is the bomb dot com?” youth pastor Dave Englund says to himself, hanging a poster in his church's youth indoor rec room/folding chair storage room.
Leto made news during the filming of the project after your dad said it was chilly outside, causing Leto to run outdoors with a spoon. The extra weight he was sporting caused the actor to lose his balance, inadvertently stepping on a crack and breaking his own back. We at Unsubscribed wish him a full recovery.
"May I treat you to a nice massage, my love?" I say, ushering her to our marriage bed.
Remember that blood we talked about earlier? Double dip some of that ruby red goo and apply generously to your lips. Bold lips tell the EMT defibrillating your heart that you are not to be underestimated.
I started The Cultural Segregation Society just six months ago, and I've already gotten some amazing feedback. One African-American woman I met at Denny's called me a White Knight. It truly was an honor!
"Does he have to swallow so loudly? Who raised this man? Why did they teach him to swallow like a whale gulping krill off the surface of the ocean? I can't live like this."