It may appear that she was intending to call Bethany "Sweety", but the fact that this comment was left on one of her niece's gym selfies renders the comment ambiguous.
"A lot of guys come in here to get a cut, not expecting to receive an amateur facial before they leave," Robert explains. "This takes me back to the first time I felt one of Burt's amazingly soft towels! After I plopped in the chair, he leaned me back and laid a hot steamy one right on my face."
“Blaring this tone is very hard to endure, but does not cause any real physical harm. Mostly, it makes you cringe and feel a hefty amount of secondhand embarrassment.”
"I just don't get it... I can ram a fat hog right down my throat, but this hard tablet just won't cooperate," stated Jenkins. "It's really a mystery considering that it's so much smaller than any wiener I've attempted to sword swallow."
"This one is for you, Conner. Fly high."
Christine Unger is using her expertise as a speech-language pathologist to teach her dog Stan how to “talk” to humans. Stan, who lives in San Francisco with his owner, knows how to communicate several different words and even some sentences. He does so by pressing on a panel of buttons that are programmed to say … Continue reading Speech Pathologist Teaches Dog To Speak, But All He Does Is Quote Borat
“The theory is that the Murder Hornets will be devastated by the physical and emotional toll of being sexually assaulted by these new Rape Butterflies. The humiliation and shame that comes with being violated will distract these hornets from their bloodlust, thus sparing our honeybees.”
I don't even care that his butt is a tommy gun that leaves poop balls everywhere he goes. I would rather clean up a thousand rabbit raisins than one stupid human kid poop.
"It has been four months since Jacob and I started dating, and I'm just going to be honest... he's kind of a moron. At first I thought his naïvety was kind of cute, but now I'm mostly concerned."
“I can only assume that Jennifer Garner and Adam Levine also ate a microwaved hotdog on white bread for dinner, just like me.”