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August 11, 2020August 21, 2020 Catricia Politics

Don Jr. Identifies As Ivanka In Hopes Of Winning Father’s Love

Feeling neglected by his dad, Donald Trump Jr., is now posing as his sister, Ivanka. "Father's always thought she was a totally smart babe, and I'm hoping he'll think I am now too," Donka told Fox News. "Within minutes of me debuting my new look, my father invited me to sit on his lap in … Continue reading Don Jr. Identifies As Ivanka In Hopes Of Winning Father’s Love

April 26, 2020April 27, 2020 Catricia Politics

Trump Announces He Will Resign ‘Over Every American’s COVID-Ridden Body’

“I'm not going anywhere, folks. I'm doing a tremendous job of stimulating the economy. Health care workers are enjoying lots of overtime. Mortuary business levels are at an all-time high. They can't even keep up!”

January 27, 2020March 22, 2020 Catricia Uncategorized

My Dick Hangs To The Left But I Assure You I Vote Republican

I may be liberal with my cock, but my cock isn't liberal, you hear? And if it was, I'd beat it until it can't take anymore.

January 23, 2020January 23, 2020 Catricia Uncategorized

Team of Spelunkers Deployed To Find Out What The Fuck Crawled Up Your Ass

“It’s not the kind of expedition we ever thought we’d participate in, but Jesus Christ! We’ve had enough of your shitty attitude already.”

January 22, 2020January 22, 2020 Catricia Uncategorized

We Interviewed Billie Joe Armstrong To Ask Why The Fuck He Sounds British When He Sings

We sat down with Green Day's singer, who, for some reason, sounds like some cockney bloke with a nasal drip.

January 18, 2020January 18, 2020 Catricia Uncategorized

Oh, For Fuck’s Sake, Susan Is Posting About The Weather Again

Holy shit, woman!

January 16, 2020January 16, 2020 Catricia Uncategorized

Warren Takes DNA Test Again, Results Show She Is 100% Never Going To Be President

“The test's accuracy has an error margin of 0.03%, which is all the confidence I need to continue my presidential run,” Warren stated.

January 7, 2020January 7, 2020 Catricia Uncategorized

This College Grad’s Student Loan Debt Is $69,000, Haha Sick!

“Hey, check this out,” Hayes says, nudging his roommates Ryan and Jackson to look at his student loan balance. Ryan looks over, eyes bugged: “Sweet.”

December 24, 2019December 24, 2019 Catricia Uncategorized

We Ranked The Top Ten Most Popular Christmas Songs And They’re All Garbage

You’d think the "most wonderful time of the year" would have the most wonderful music to accompany it, but you’d be wrong. So very, very wrong.

December 20, 2019February 27, 2020 Catricia Uncategorized

This Cat Already Has Tickets To The My Chemical Romance Reunion Tour

Purrard said he felt like he was “living his emeow years all over again.”

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