"He shared a meme depicting Michelle Obama as a gorilla. What the fuck Grandpa, she hasn't been First Lady for like two years."
Wire Coat Hangers Excited About Making A Comeback
“We’ve always been pro-choice. So if and when the Supreme Court overturns Roe vs Wade we just want women in this country to know they can depend on us 100% for all their abortion needs."
Deadbeat Dad Who Left Home For Smokes Returns For Lighter
“I’ll just grab the lighter real quick and leave,” he thought to himself. "In and out."
Easter Bunny Wonders How The Fuck She’s Going To Get Millions Of Eggs Last Minute
"I can’t let all those religious families down, and ruin their celebration of the resurrection of their Lord and Savior, which somehow involves me and eggs,” she said while taking a drag of her 18th cigarette of the day.