"Just choose happiness. Your whining is getting old...Maybe go for a walk out in nature. Make a choice to be different already.”
“Our drivers live extremely busy lives — with their working, hiking with their dogs, running marathons, making multiple trips to Whole Foods each week, and juicing their celery...This will save our customers time rifling through their collection of Dave Matthews Band songs to find that 'perfect' song that fits their mood."
“I wondered why the house was so peaceful and quiet. I nearly nodded off when I remembered the baby. Holy shit."
"...we’re not Tutor Time or a nanny service. If you need time away from your kids that badly, hire a goddamn babysitter."