"When you're here, you're family."
"I'm already very blessed, so I wanted to donate 100 percent of the proceeds from this labor of love to charities that fight these women, minorities, and triggered libtards," Trump Jr. told his dad's fans at his book-signing. "These lefties are revolting. Thank you for joining me in this higher calling that my father has … Continue reading Don Jr. To Donate Proceeds From New Book To Charity That Combats Women And Minorities
"There was no gore, no action, and a weak plot. Guess you really do change after the first kid," said longtime friend and neighbor Allen Hopple, the faint pink frosting still visible in his mustache.
"It is unacceptable to help a Guatemalan who's been here a hot minute, when we have a rich 200 year history of having no intention to help veterans."
Workers are allowed to bring their favorite snuggle animal, and are provided a communal bowl of water to keep them comfortable. Headline by Ethan Moore
"I was losing sight of the tan I used to be. Sorry I talked about taking your guns away. Adiós," former Presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke wrote to his supporter.
Not wanting to drop fan-favorites like 'When Calls the Heart: The Greatest Christmas Blessing,' creators turned to Bill Murray and Jeff Goldblum to ask them to lend their faces — but just their faces — to these classics.
"I love everyone's costumes. You guys are all great. I just figured I'd be myself tonight, and I hope that's cool with everybody."