Bradford, NH— Former girlfriend of Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, was arrested Thursday by the FBI and charged with playing a key role in his alleged sex-trafficking operation. Witnesses describe Maxwell as frail and struggling to walk, and one said that he cannot possibly see a judge being too harsh on such a poor woman. "She … Continue reading Epstein’s Girlfriend Arrested For Role In Sex Trafficking Ring
Airlines Requiring Planes Fly With Windows Rolled Down To Limit COVID Exposure
"We all know that fresh air is best, and because we care about the safety of our travelers, we're doing all we can to get that good air into the cabin."
Man Can’t Wear Mask Because Of His Tiny Penis
"Not every guy has an anaconda, some of them have a delicate garden snake."
Trump Campaign Replaces MAGA With Less Ambiguous ‘White Power’ Slogan
Over the weekend, President Trump and his campaign team officially launched their fresh, new campaign slogan: White Power. "Our critics were always like, 'Oh, when was America great? Do you mean during slavery? Jim Crow? What?' And then we switched to 'Keep America Great,' but then the extreme left kept pointing out this Kung Flu … Continue reading Trump Campaign Replaces MAGA With Less Ambiguous ‘White Power’ Slogan
Dixie Chicks Change Name To Less Offensive ‘Dixie Women’
"We're tired of being part of the problem," singer Natalie Maines said in a statement issued to fans. "For many years, our band has worked to produce music that all Southern white ladies could enjoy. We realize now that in order to keep up with the times, it is imperative that we change our name to … Continue reading Dixie Chicks Change Name To Less Offensive ‘Dixie Women’
New K-Y Jelly Ad Thanks All The Heroes Supporting Us When We Need It Moist
The new 15 second ad will premier on HBO and Showtime. A spokesperson for the company said, "It's important that we do something to honor the people who are working so hard to keep this nation up. We think you'll love it."
Museum Of Natural History Roosevelt Statue Replaced With Live Orca From SeaWorld
NYC — "Teddy Roosevelt was a hunter, a leader in the Spanish American War, a cowboy, a President, and an imperialist racist bastard," a spokesperson for the museum told protesters next to the old statue. "Here he was, sitting above everyone, up on his literal high horse. Thankfully, SeaWorld Orlando has loaned us this beautiful … Continue reading Museum Of Natural History Roosevelt Statue Replaced With Live Orca From SeaWorld
Trump Declares Tulsa An Official Shithole Country
Late at night after his rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, President Trump worked with his team to have Tulsa named a shithole country, protected as a historic site. "Even though the crowd was huge, and we had to have an overflow for the overflow venue, the President still feels like this move was necessary," Kellyanne Conway … Continue reading Trump Declares Tulsa An Official Shithole Country
‘All Lives Matter’ Guy Wishes Everyone Who Supports BLM Would Go To Hell Already
Tulsa, OK "I'm tired of all you loosers with your black lives matters garbage. All lives matter. Got it? God loves everybody, so why don't you all just die and go to hell already," Bobby Robert posted on Facebook. "I thank Jesus for my President because he's not putting up with any of you're bull … Continue reading ‘All Lives Matter’ Guy Wishes Everyone Who Supports BLM Would Go To Hell Already
Newly Released Body Cam Footage Shows Good Cop Hasn’t Moved In 3 Weeks
"I figured if I just sit tight, I probably won't shoot anyone."