According to the police report, "She said it was just a routine stop-and-frisk, but it did not feel routine. The Senator attacked Mr. Bloomberg, repeatedly hammering him with what she called 'good policy.' He was left with multiple bruises to both his face, and his ego. He is seeking a restraining order for duration of … Continue reading Bloomberg Gets Restraining Order After Being Pistol-Whipped By Warren
Daddy Is Very Disappointed
"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed."
Yang Loses Job To Automation, Just As He Predicted
The robots are here.
DNC Promises To Keep Counting Votes Until Bernie Isn’t The Winner
"We will work tirelessly across this great land—counting, recounting, throwing away ballots, even deleting votes if necessary—to make sure that Sanders does not become the nominee."
Great American Patriot Picks Up Another Much-Deserved Award
But the honor is ours.
Macaulay Culkin Hiding Backstage With Elaborate Trap In Case Joe Pesci Wins
Dolby Theatre, Los Angeles, CA — By Andrew Froese, Photo Edit by Emily Sanchez
Conservatives Angry As U.S. Falls Behind China In Disease Innovation
Calling for a complete overhaul of Big Pharma and the Department of Education, conservative activists are questioning how China has been allowed to push America around on the frontline of disease creation. "Our public education system needs a complete overhaul. Where are the next generation of great American scientists and doctors going to come from … Continue reading Conservatives Angry As U.S. Falls Behind China In Disease Innovation
Trump Takes A Quick Golden Shower Before His Victory Dinner
"America is back."
Mitt Romney Declared Winner Of Iowa Caucus
Meet the new Democratic front-runner.