Letting out a big, bellowing laugh, Earth taunted the room, "You talk about me like I am delicate, helpless — some of you even seem to be worried about me. I am here to tell you that you should be more worried about yourselves.
Trump Orders Flags Flown At Half Staff After U.S. Women Win World Cup
"This win is terrible. When women win, we all lose. Sad. Megan Rapinoe. What a shame."
Patriotic Man Declares Independence From Two Fingers, Eyebrows, Left Nut In Home Fireworks Display
"I like to get a bit of everything. Then I just stand in the middle of the road all night long for about a week, and let 'em rip. Then this one M-80 wouldn't light. So I kept at it — perseverance, sacrifice, you know?"
Genealogy Test Reveals You Ain’t Shit
We did trace your ancestry to some wildly beautiful places, rich in culture and history. We also found some truly remarkable people in your lineage. None of this seems to have translated into making you into much of anything.
