Glade’s New Holiday Bathroom Spray ‘Apples And Shit’ Hits Shelves This Week
"When you're here, you're family."
Don Jr. To Donate Proceeds From New Book To Charity That Combats Women And Minorities
"I'm already very blessed, so I wanted to donate 100 percent of the proceeds from this labor of love to charities that fight these women, minorities, and triggered libtards," Trump Jr. told his dad's fans at his book-signing. "These lefties are revolting. Thank you for joining me in this higher calling that my father has … Continue reading Don Jr. To Donate Proceeds From New Book To Charity That Combats Women And Minorities
Boring Couple Has Gender Reveal Party Where Nobody Dies
"There was no gore, no action, and a weak plot. Guess you really do change after the first kid," said longtime friend and neighbor Allen Hopple, the faint pink frosting still visible in his mustache.
U.S. Can’t Help Migrants While There Are Homeless Veterans They’re Also Not Helping
"It is unacceptable to help a Guatemalan who's been here a hot minute, when we have a rich 200 year history of having no intention to help veterans."
Zoo Employees Returned To Cages At Closing Time
Workers are allowed to bring their favorite snuggle animal, and are provided a communal bowl of water to keep them comfortable. Headline by Ethan Moore
O’Rourke Ends Presidential Campaign To Spend More Time With Himself
"I was losing sight of the tan I used to be. Sorry I talked about taking your guns away. Adiós," former Presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke wrote to his supporter.
Hallmark Channel Forced To Face Swap Lori Loughlin And Jeff Goldblum In Holiday Lineup
Not wanting to drop fan-favorites like 'When Calls the Heart: The Greatest Christmas Blessing,' creators turned to Bill Murray and Jeff Goldblum to ask them to lend their faces — but just their faces — to these classics.
Paul Rudd Dressed Up As Paul Rudd For Halloween Party And It Was Completely Adorable
"I love everyone's costumes. You guys are all great. I just figured I'd be myself tonight, and I hope that's cool with everybody."