Biden Stalks His Prey In Iowa
Iowa City, IA —
Gospel Choir Still Pushing To Get A Witness To Testify At Impeachment Hearing
After the GOP blocked witness testimony during the impeachment hearings for President Trump, a Gospel Choir from D.C. offered lawmakers their own testimony. Shouts of, "Can I get an Amen!" could be heard echoing through the Senate chamber as Mitch McConnell hurried by to put in his order at Hooters.
Billie Eilish Releases New Single ‘GET OVER HERE’
From her upcoming album 'I Just Wanna Be Your Scorpion'
Bernie Showing Signs Of Fatigue From Always Having To Be On Top
"They say this looks tiring, but honestly there's no other position I'd rather be in right now. Some might say that I appear to be doing all the heavy work of taking on this current President, but I know we are a team. So, I've had my orange juice now, and am all set. We … Continue reading Bernie Showing Signs Of Fatigue From Always Having To Be On Top
Tom Brady’s Daddy Promises Him He’s Just Running Out To Get Milk
Eli Manning returned briefly, but only to grab his rings. "Can't forget these. They, uh, require them at the milk store," he assured his little guy.
Dems Ask If They Can At Least Subpoena John Bolton’s Mustache
In a private text intercepted between Schiff and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, Schiff revealed his optimism. “I think they’ll go for it, and then we’ll be set. No doubt there’s more damning evidence inside that endless bushy mustache than we could possibly dream of.”
Old Man Raps At Cloud
"The year was dickety dickety..."
Republican Leaders Debate How Many Minutes They Have To Wait To Acquit President
"We must be mindful to tread ever-so-carefully over the Constitution."
Semi-Annual Mansplaining Conference Later This Month (‘Semi-Annual’ Means Twice A Year)
Sessions include: "Whoa, Calm Down, You Obviously Misunderstood Me" and "Actually, That's Not Exactly What That Means"