"We promise to do better."
OK, I get that the scrotum slapping was a bit much, but no more sword fighting?
We know he knows this stuff, and they're just being unreasonable. I looked at his grades online, and he doesn't even have any. They're all just zeros. If they'd just find a way to reach him, maybe he would stop smoking in his bedroom all day, and turn up to class."
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Wilmington, DE — Officially announcing his bid for the Presidency of the United States, Vice President Joe Biden joked with a group of reporters that, "At least no one can accuse me of being out of touch. In fact, I'm very in touch. I've been told it's a problem."