The public outcry has perhaps been the most unifying time in all of American history. Almost everyone of all ages, genders, races, and political affiliations have come together to send a message: "If you fuck with Keanu, you fuck with all of us."
Hasbro Unveils New Existential Board Game ‘Guess Why?’
Does it even matter?
Meeting to Plan Meeting and Meeting to Discuss Meeting Rescheduled, Meeting Remains Same
URGENT, RESPONSE REQUESTED
Canada Issues Formal ‘Sorry’ For Winning NBA Championship
"We gave it our all this season, put our blood, sweat and tears into every game we played, and that is why we're here as the champions today. Sorry about that. Truly. Perhaps we can share the trophy?"
Woman Offers Grieving Friend Whatever They Need, Immediately Cuts Contact
"Shit, I've got a lot going on now too. It's not like we're absolute best friends. She didn't seem to know what she'd be needing anyways. I mean, she didn't give me a list or anything."