The public outcry has perhaps been the most unifying time in all of American history. Almost everyone of all ages, genders, races, and political affiliations have come together to send a message: "If you fuck with Keanu, you fuck with all of us."
Does it even matter?
URGENT, RESPONSE REQUESTED
"We gave it our all this season, put our blood, sweat and tears into every game we played, and that is why we're here as the champions today. Sorry about that. Truly. Perhaps we can share the trophy?"
"Shit, I've got a lot going on now too. It's not like we're absolute best friends. She didn't seem to know what she'd be needing anyways. I mean, she didn't give me a list or anything."