Multiple media entities in the state of Florida issued a joint statement today reminding citizens which state they were in, after nearly two whole days without an embarrassing news story.
Honest Republican Congressional Candidate Admits He Doesn’t Give A Shit About You
Michaels plans on running the most honest campaign, and he is off to a great start: “Fuck you. Fuck everyone,"
Cop That ‘Doesn’t See Race’ Just Shoots Everyone
"They may as well all be black.”
Depressed Hamster To Get Emotional Support Human
“We figure we can feed it scraps and leftovers. And the water bottle in the cage is pretty big so they should be able to share if we fill it once a day.”
Immigrant Caught Trying To Smuggle Hopes and Dreams Across U.S. Border
They were immediately confiscated and destroyed.
New Taco Bell Menu Item Just An Upside-Down Taco
"We start with a tortilla. Meat, cheese, and lettuce go inside. Then we wrap it up, but before handing it to the customer, we turn it upside down."