President’s Nurses Demand Immediate Discharge

Bethesda, MD After five shifts of nurses assigned to President Trump at Walter Reed Hospital observed one too many bare-chested exhibitions by the President, a petition was submitted to treating physician, Dr. Sean Conley, asking for an immediate discharge. "We can deal with vomit, cleaning up feces, and being splattered with blood, but a half-naked … Continue reading President’s Nurses Demand Immediate Discharge

Kimberly Guilfoyle Vows To Come To Your House If Trump Loses

In a terrifying, apocalyptic vision at the Republican Convention on Monday, a shrieking Kimberly Guilfoyle warned of a parade of horribles that would be visited on America if Joe Biden is elected President. The most chilling aspect of her revelation was her promise to personally visit the homes of viewers if our nation turns away … Continue reading Kimberly Guilfoyle Vows To Come To Your House If Trump Loses

Democrats Showcase More Preferred Presidential Candidates At Convention

To kick-off the convention on Monday night, the Democratic party showed off all of the candidates who would be preferable to Joe Biden. Bernie Sanders? Oh, hell yeah. Michelle Obama? Oh my God, why can't we vote for her for President? John Kasich? O.K., let's not go crazy here. Tonight, the Dems will field another … Continue reading Democrats Showcase More Preferred Presidential Candidates At Convention