Bethesda, MD After five shifts of nurses assigned to President Trump at Walter Reed Hospital observed one too many bare-chested exhibitions by the President, a petition was submitted to treating physician, Dr. Sean Conley, asking for an immediate discharge. "We can deal with vomit, cleaning up feces, and being splattered with blood, but a half-naked … Continue reading President’s Nurses Demand Immediate Discharge
"We wanted the guys to feel at home," said team owner Mike Brown. "You're a bum, Burrow" yelled hecklers, prerecorded at Cincinnati bars
The song, Trespassing Most Foul, crystallizes Dylan's rage against the injustice of pre-adolescents who show no respect for private property and delicate gardens.
In a terrifying, apocalyptic vision at the Republican Convention on Monday, a shrieking Kimberly Guilfoyle warned of a parade of horribles that would be visited on America if Joe Biden is elected President. The most chilling aspect of her revelation was her promise to personally visit the homes of viewers if our nation turns away … Continue reading Kimberly Guilfoyle Vows To Come To Your House If Trump Loses
To kick-off the convention on Monday night, the Democratic party showed off all of the candidates who would be preferable to Joe Biden. Bernie Sanders? Oh, hell yeah. Michelle Obama? Oh my God, why can't we vote for her for President? John Kasich? O.K., let's not go crazy here. Tonight, the Dems will field another … Continue reading Democrats Showcase More Preferred Presidential Candidates At Convention
By Ron DeSantis I know the past 3 months have been tough on us. In Florida, our economy really took a hit. But, thank God, we are finally past the China Flu. I know many of us suffered. My financial portfolio lost a third of its value. Some local officials chased innocent college students off … Continue reading Whew, I’m Glad That Coronavirus Thing Is Over
When the United States sends travellers to Europe, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have a lot of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing disease. They're bringing MAGA hats. They're racists. And some, I assume, are good people."
After two two months of quarantine, Netflix user Tom Miller has binged every series on the streaming service, with the exceptions of Fuller House and Iron Fist. "After I watched the last episode of 13 Reasons Why, Netflix added a new category, Shows You Haven't Already Watched. The list consisted of a sequel to a … Continue reading Netflix Viewer Down To Fuller House Or Iron Fist
To show our appreciation and support for these heroes, we are donating these canisters to police to assist them in the hard work of ending the right to assemble during these challenging times, but low-key like so they're not the bad guys.
"We are sorry that NCIS: Home-Office didn't work out, but we are confident that the embarrassing footage of Missy making the lives of her children miserable will make all of us feel better about our own dysfunction."