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In a stunning announcement, Northern Kentucky University Coach Darrin Horn, declared the Norse the National men's basketball champions by default. "We went to our first round game in Spokane (man, the seeding committee really screwed us on that). The doors to the arena were chain locked. Thankfully, I had bolt cutters on the bus, and … Continue reading Northern Kentucky University Declares Self National Champion
He was warned that microphones, telephones, and cameras are all notorious carriers of Covid-19.
Former Presidential candidate and eccentric billionaire, Mike Bloomberg, decided to suspend his Presidential campaign on Wednesday, despite a stunning victory in the American Samoa caucus. "My goal was to blow a billion dollars, and it was simply taking too long."
"We are replacing him with a robot that is incapable of any feelings."
Rest assured that The Rise of Skywalker is now the worst reviewed movie in human history. Stay tuned, after I see it a few dozen times, for me to explain why.
Many times innocent readers may laugh, without realizing that what they are laughing at really wasn't funny at all. My mission is to educate those who are confused.
In an uncomfortable segment on Meet the Press, moderator Chuck Todd mercilessly ridiculed Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg.
"When other countries allow their animals to cross our borders, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending animals that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re eating American animals. They’re rabid. And some, I assume, are good animals.”