"Most fans will be able to buy our music at a great discount. Unless a lot of them want the album at once. Then the price will shoot way up for a while.”
“This is what happens,” said Chief of Police Michael Kelly, “when mere pedestrians fail to understand the rules of elite privilege and refuse to jump out of the way of their oncoming betters."
“I mean, really, this again?” said one member of the herd, after fleeing to a safe remove in order to observe the goings-on at a distance.
Sometimes I ask my lovely wife, Madeleine Pâté Au Gratin, could this be the family curse? Because it is true, several generations of our kin, all the way back to my great-grandfather Quenelle Pamplemousse Escargots, have labored in the French food trenches, and who can say why?
After the service, the couple plan to have Matt’s cremated remains carefully mixed into a pot of William’s favorite chili recipe, together with several pounds of burning hot Carolina Reaper peppers, so Matt can savage William’s luscious little butthole one last time.