Zack is the first employee I meet in the Amazing Adult Emporium in Providence, Rhode Island, and Zack says no, he’s only there to ring me up, but you can tell that by “ring me up” he means help me put on my new cock ring.
By Joe Lichtblau
“I’m sure she was in there at 3 AM, when I came by to feed her her usual breakfast of bull feces slathered with self-righteousness,” said Mark Kelleher, one of the crew tasked with tending to Sanders.
However, you’ll need to take a few preparatory steps before you and the labradoodle chomp pigeon together.
"Most fans will be able to buy our music at a great discount. Unless a lot of them want the album at once. Then the price will shoot way up for a while.”
“This is what happens,” said Chief of Police Michael Kelly, “when mere pedestrians fail to understand the rules of elite privilege and refuse to jump out of the way of their oncoming betters."
“I mean, really, this again?” said one member of the herd, after fleeing to a safe remove in order to observe the goings-on at a distance.