“The annual fuckfest is an old tradition that we take very seriously,” Glick explains. “Each village arranges for February 14th to be a day free from work to be devoted to prayer and debauched orgies.”
You probably decided you wanted background music on while you worked on spreadsheets that no one will see that you do for fun and chose music that only people who toss around the word "milquetoast" listen to as your key aim.
These e-mails are slated to be sent to her by every political candidate, regardless of political affiliation, until William Thomson, Lord Kelvin's theory based on the second law of thermodynamics proves true under a positive cosmological constant and the endless expansion of the universe results in a collision of energy that annihilates all things.
“Don’t you know who I am? I’m James goddamn Taylor, fuck you,” before violently swiping a napkin dispenser and varied condiments onto the floor.