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Where Are They Now? Galaxy M87’s Black Hole
We found M87's Black Hole alone in space, 55 million light years away, exactly where she was discovered. Her name nary uttered on Earth, she spends her days eating her feelings by swallowing colossal amounts of light.
Fire Department Called To Rescue Woman Out Of Sports Bra
"My God! I was not prepared for this! Get those Jaws of Life here, STAT!"
Inmate Never Got A Prison Nickname
While serving a 10-year sentence for financial fraud, Dave Thompson never acquired a prison nickname.
Cat Who Has No Idea She Spayed Can’t Wait To Have Children Someday
Ever since Mittens spotted a mama cat with her kittens from her stoop, she has dreamed of the day she will have a litter of her own.
I Would Really Rather You Didn’t Give Me a Hard Time About Raping
It's exhausting, and the addition of accusations of rape on top of all my raping is something I'd rather not have to deal with right now.