Ever since Mittens spotted a mama cat with her kittens from her stoop, she has dreamed of the day she will have a litter of her own.
It's exhausting, and the addition of accusations of rape on top of all my raping is something I'd rather not have to deal with right now.
"Hello, ma'am? Yes, this is Ranger Dickless," Todd, an American black bear, says before he covers the phone with his paw to snicker and maintain his composure.
One of our operators will be happy to explain that time is linear and calendars are irrelevant in your conquest.