Continuously pressing the promo bar at the bottom of the screen, she yelled at the TV, "I'm done with this football game. Come on, damn you, I want to watch 60 Minutes!"
Washington D.C. In a surprising move to cement his own legacy and dismantle his predecessor, president Donald Trump resurrected Al-Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden, back from the dead after being killed by SEAL Team 6 back on May 6, 2011 by order of President Obama. The move received mix views for U.S. citizens with some … Continue reading Trump Further Undoes Obama Presidency By Resurrecting Osama Bin Laden
Robins hired a private investigator to try to find his cat, but even the PI was unable to find a single trace of the illusive cat.
The ongoing "pandemic," caused by the supposed "coronavirus," has lasted nearly nine months so far, thanks to the impressive effort of all the crisis actors that have been staging this charade.
Hello I am...actually what was my name? This damn amnesia that I got made me forget. Something big happened...I swear it did, and I really was going to write about it. Something about a car accident? I think maybe a natural disaster. Honestly I'm not sure if the location at the top of the article is correct. It's possible I'm not a journalist?
Having a kid is a momentous occasion for any couple. Preparing for the arrival of another kid is even more reason for excitement. We, at Unsubscribed, are here with the top 5 reasons your new kid is way better than your old kid: New kid has brighter future Your older kid will already be well … Continue reading 5 Reasons Your New Kid is Way Better Than Your Old Kid
Trump assured the nation that he would hold control indefinitely until he feels comfortable handing the job over to his son, who is 36 and already eligible for the presidency.
"I discovered it the other week, and at that time it was about three-quarters full, but when I checked on it this week I found it was nearly empty."
"It really is quite an accomplishment for this great nation," exclaimed William W. Beach, commissioner of the BLS. "It really boiled down to not counting anyone who was unemployed and instead focus our attention on the citizens that were actively employed."
“This is absolute tyranny for these governors to keep me from contracting the coronavirus!”