The only way now to satisfy the enigmatic beast is to throw people directly into the pit.
"It was time we put him down."
It is too great of a risk that such dumbass behaviors, like hitting a mechanic in the head with a golf club because he's going too slow, or giving aggressive 'wet willies,' cannot be allowed to pass into the cultural norm of this great nation.
“I can't stand these new artists,” Berner griped, “XXXTentacion, Image Dragons, Ariana Venti... they all sound the same!”
“While it may seem extreme and highly controversial, we see that offing yourself is the fastest way to do away with your debts.”
8-year-old Matt Grimes has reportedly claimed that his controller is broken, leading him to only have 2 kills and 28 deaths in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, and couldn't face the truth that he really just sucks ass at video games.
Unsubscribed. Goodbye forever.
"While this type of behavior is not ideal in the NFL, it is at least a step up from having to deal with our players beating women and then having to deal with law enforcement and courts and figuring out an appropriate amount of games to suspend a player. I hope that if more players are in need of assaulting someone, they do it to another player on the field and not to a woman off the field."
Burks, a sadistic little bastard since age two, derives pleasure from inhumanely destroying insects and can't wait to be a dog owner.
Given that California residents didn't follow the President's simple advice to rake the forests to help prevent fires, it's possible he may refuse to provide them with any help.