He was warned that microphones, telephones, and cameras are all notorious carriers of Covid-19.
"My dad was a WWII vet, and he always talked about leaving a better world for future generations," said one Biden fan. "But as a man born between 1946 and 1964, I'm still trying to wrap my head around that concept."
"Goodbye, forever. Be best."
“They’re constantly engaging in sexual activity. They love parading around half-naked. I’m no expert, but there’s a lot of evidence many of them have multiple partners, use stimulants, and visit steam rooms.”
Home of gross baked beans — While torching the place, Senator Warren could be heard singing Lizzo's Truth Hurts. I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that bitchEven when I'm crying crazyYeah, I got boy problems, that's the human in meBling bling, then I solve 'em, that's the goddess in meYou coulda … Continue reading Warren Returns To Home State Of Massachusetts To Burn It All To The Ground
Former Presidential candidate and eccentric billionaire, Mike Bloomberg, decided to suspend his Presidential campaign on Wednesday, despite a stunning victory in the American Samoa caucus. "My goal was to blow a billion dollars, and it was simply taking too long."
During an energetic campaign rally, Senator Elizabeth Warren jumped off the stage into her adoring audience. However, despite their declarations of support, audience members quickly dove out of the way, allowing Warren to flop to the ground. The Senator quickly bounced up from the floor, but her pain was very apparent as she hobbled back … Continue reading Crowd-Surfing Warren Injured After Her Supporters Failed To Catch Her
"I have no doubt. He is the man for the job."
"Some don't believe in this type of science, but that is because they lack the necessary faith to read the data."
"You think I won’t break up more bands?" he shouted, his knitted sweater shaking with anger. "I broke up The Beatles while your parents were in diapers. NWA? That was me. I don't give a fuck. I'll break up the Stones too if I don't get the nomination."