GOP Uncovers Huge Conspiracy To Remove Trump Using “Ballots” From “Voters”

Republicans assert that something called “democracy” is being used to create a “fair election” which could result in “representative government.” These “votes” may be “counted” and produce a “valid outcome.” Investigators say this subversive operation could result in Americans living under the tyranny imposed by “constitutional rights.”

Trump Knocks Disabled Guy Out Of Wheelchair Just To Get Crowd Pumped

"Listen, they don't give me any credit," Trump said as he tipped over "Front Row Cripple Chris," in front of dozens of cheering fans. "China. My deal with the Jews and Arabs. My beautiful, beautiful wall. But it's not me they're after. The liberal media is after you. The hardworking Americans. Sad," he lamented, kicking … Continue reading Trump Knocks Disabled Guy Out Of Wheelchair Just To Get Crowd Pumped

McConnell: It’d Be Pretty Hypocritical Of Me To Not Be A Hypocrite At This Point

WASHINGTON "I don't know what else I can do to show you who I am," the Senate Majority leader explained to Democrats. "I have no higher standards, no qualms, no principles whatsoever. I'm not a wolf in sheep's clothing. I'm a snake with obvious glandular issues. I was once so deep into hypocrisy that the … Continue reading McConnell: It’d Be Pretty Hypocritical Of Me To Not Be A Hypocrite At This Point