In an uncomfortable segment on Meet the Press, moderator Chuck Todd mercilessly ridiculed Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg.
Trump Accidentally Signs Green New Deal Thinking He’s Buying Greenland
"Just as soon as I was talking about buying Greenland, the Democrats were kind enough to hand me some kind of great new deal on all green lands. Of course, I signed the papers immediately before they could back down. What a bunch of suckers."
U.S. Announces Crackdown On Undocumented Wildlife
"When other countries allow their animals to cross our borders, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending animals that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re eating American animals. They’re rabid. And some, I assume, are good animals.”
Trump Appoints International Mystery Man Geofredo Esposito Head Of ACF
"He is a terrific guy."
NRA, Congress Proud To Sponsor 2019 U.S. Mass Shooting Tour
“Our hands-off approach is what allows these terrific artists to get their hands on the tools they need to put on a great performance. The numbers this weekend speak for themselves.”
Congress To Ban Gatherings Of Three Or More Until ‘Whole Mass Shooting Thing Calms Down A Bit’
In a joint statement, NRA Vice President Wayne LaPierre and McConnell explained that, "These wack jobs will have a much tougher time hosing you down if you quit hanging out and going places where there are other people.
Trump Condemns Racism, Bigotry, Donald J. Trump, Warns Nation Of ‘The Perils Of The Internet, Social Media And Donald J. Trump’
"First, we must do a better job of identifying early warning signs, such as the election of Donald J. Trump. Second, we must stop the glorification of violence, including the gruesome and grisly rallies of Donald J. Trump."