War With Iran Appears Inevitable After President Rouhani Publicly Slanders Keanu Reeves
The public outcry has perhaps been the most unifying time in all of American history. Almost everyone of all ages, genders, races, and political affiliations have come together to send a message: "If you fuck with Keanu, you fuck with all of us."
Concern Mounts After Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ Cage Found Emptied Out Early
“I’m sure she was in there at 3 AM, when I came by to feed her her usual breakfast of bull feces slathered with self-righteousness,” said Mark Kelleher, one of the crew tasked with tending to Sanders.
HBO’s Chernobyl Depicts Terrifying Dystopia Where Scientists Have Alarming News And Politicians Ignore It
HBO's Chernobyl, whose finale aired in early June, was a revealing insight into a dystopian political system − one where mankind creates horrible catastrophes and then refuses to acknowledge them, despite the desperate pleas of scientists and experts.
Generation That Gets Anxiety From Phone Calls Under Impression It Could Organize Political Revolution
Bryan Lynn, a recent college graduate, hasn’t spoken on a telephone since he was six years old. He told us that in between spells of debilitating paralysis, poor eating and washing habits, and ignoring his inbox for several days at a time, he has moments of serious ambition for establishing a working-class uprising in his spare time.
Biden Leads All Democrats By 50 Points, According To New Rotary Phone Poll
Democratic frontrunner Joe Biden now leads Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and all other Democratic candidates by 50 points, according to a new poll made exclusively on rotary phones.