The same people who murdered Santa—global elitist bankers—are trying to kill me, your president. Some people think this is funny, but believe me, those people won’t be laughing in 2,000 years.
Proud Trump Boasts Not Even Obama Was Impeached
"I got two Articles. Obama had none."
Don Jr. To Donate Proceeds From New Book To Charity That Combats Women And Minorities
"I'm already very blessed, so I wanted to donate 100 percent of the proceeds from this labor of love to charities that fight these women, minorities, and triggered libtards," Trump Jr. told his dad's fans at his book-signing. "These lefties are revolting. Thank you for joining me in this higher calling that my father has … Continue reading Don Jr. To Donate Proceeds From New Book To Charity That Combats Women And Minorities
Facebook Comedian Hits Upon Groundbreaking Revelation That The President Is Not Always Very Good
"I don't know if anyone's noticed this before, but his last name is actually derived from Drumpf. Drumpf!" posts Neville, plunging the depths of human discourse.
Halloween Trends: Bug-Eyed, Drooling Rudy Giuliani Will Be Big This Year
“In addition to resembling a crazed dingo, you’ll need to sound thoroughly inane. Try memorizing a list of completely disconnected words — ferret, linguine, Ukraine, prostate, criminal, schadenfreude, Yonkers, ungulate — then spit them out all night in random order.”
Breaking: Founder Of ISIS Killed
He had spent his youth in the military, where he was trained in piloting combat airplanes and dodging shoes.
Thank God I Didn’t Deliver On My Electoral Reform Promise!
I want to thank every Canadian that voted for me in this First Past The Post system, which I pledged to get rid of.
Trudeau Warns A Conservative Win Will Mean Four Years Of Fugly Andrew Scheer Calendars
“That's twelve distinct photos of his smug toddler smirk on that beady-eyed, punchable face that only a mother could love. Now compare that to me, the world's sexiest leader, with my chiseled, Ken doll face. Which Canada will you invest in?”
Heartbreaking: Antifa Thugs Bullied This Promising Art Student Until He Committed Suicide
The SJWs really took things too far once they formed networks around the world and made death threats to Adolf. Some even got out of their mom’s basements and started manning tanks and submarines. You never see Antifa doing this to leftist leaders like Obama, because they're hypocrites.
President Pens List Of Grievances In Original New Children’s Book
"Congress has been very mean to me. The Press hates me. Nobody seems to care. I think I'll move to Australia."