"It's a disaster," Trump exclaimed. "It just doesn't work. They've gone through, like, 11 State Constitutions and they're still losers. If anyone knows a bad deal, it's me. I've made thousands of them."
Wilmington, DE - Announcing his candidacy for president last week, former Vice President Joe Biden said he had “a good feel” for what America needs and vowed to be a “hands-on” leader who would “grope for solutions to America’s problems.” Mr. Biden said that, if elected, he would “reach beneath the surface, get a firm … Continue reading Biden Promises, “I Will Grope For Answers To America’s Problems”
Michael Tipsord, CEO of insurance giant State Farm, has been making headlines this week for his controversial revelation that the entire company was founded solely to pay homage to the USSR's agricultural sector reforms.
Sources have also revealed that Trump is threatening to unseat the brutal dictatorship in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. Ha ha! Just kidding.
Wilmington, DE — Officially announcing his bid for the Presidency of the United States, Vice President Joe Biden joked with a group of reporters that, "At least no one can accuse me of being out of touch. In fact, I'm very in touch. I've been told it's a problem."