Congress Sets Aside Hundreds Of Dollars To Help Schools Safely Reopen

"This 'Teachers Are Heroes And Caretakers Bill' sends a proud message to the nation and to the world what the United States Congress can accomplish when our feet are to the fire," Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said in a press statement. "The THC Bill will give states the freedom to choose how to spend these funds, and we are grateful to be able to show our heroes what they are worth."

Meet The Hot New Miracle Beauty Tool That Stores Can’t Keep On Their Shelves

These masks are a new multi-million dollar market, and it's no wonder why. There has never been another beauty tool that does what these babies do in one second. Simply slip one over your ugly face, and for as little as $2 you can instantly transform your skin. It hides dark spots, color-corrects, conceals weak … Continue reading Meet The Hot New Miracle Beauty Tool That Stores Can’t Keep On Their Shelves

God Asks Fellow Deity, ‘Do These Creations Make Me Look Stupid?’

“Look at these people I made, especially the ones of genus ‘Dipshittius Americanus.’ I thought I’d endowed them with brains, common sense, diplomacy, insight, compassion – everything that comes standard in the ‘Decent Human Being’ upgrade package. Yet a lot of them are behaving like complete whack jobs. You’d think I downgraded them to the ‘Mother Fucking Asshole’ package.”

Epstein’s Girlfriend Arrested For Role In Sex Trafficking Ring

Bradford, NH— Former girlfriend of Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, was arrested Thursday by the FBI and charged with playing a key role in his alleged sex-trafficking operation. Witnesses describe Maxwell as frail and struggling to walk, and one said that he cannot possibly see a judge being too harsh on such a poor woman. "She … Continue reading Epstein’s Girlfriend Arrested For Role In Sex Trafficking Ring