Bloomberg Gets Restraining Order After Being Pistol-Whipped By Warren

According to the police report, "She said it was just a routine stop-and-frisk, but it did not feel routine. The Senator attacked Mr. Bloomberg, repeatedly hammering him with what she called 'good policy.' He was left with multiple bruises to both his face, and his ego. He is seeking a restraining order for duration of … Continue reading Bloomberg Gets Restraining Order After Being Pistol-Whipped By Warren

Warren Packs Battered Bloomberg In Suitcase And Heads To Next Campaign Event

Fresh off last night's debate, Elizabeth Warren was spotted this afternoon stuffing a bruised, whimpering Michael Bloomberg into a very sensible Samsonite suitcase. When asked by reporters what she was doing, Warren responded, "Sorry, I've signed a non-disclosure agreement." The suitcase is believed to have been purchased at a yard sale. By Paul Klingle, Photo … Continue reading Warren Packs Battered Bloomberg In Suitcase And Heads To Next Campaign Event