Putin Threatens ‘In Every Russian Nuke Is 6 Gradually Smaller Nukes And Finally Baby Nuke’

"The world should not only fear the big nuke they can see," began Putin in a press conference, "but they should fear the other nesting nukes. Inside every Russian nuke is 6 gradually smaller nukes, and finally the baby nuke. The baby nuke is the most powerful, for one day, inside it will nest other … Continue reading Putin Threatens ‘In Every Russian Nuke Is 6 Gradually Smaller Nukes And Finally Baby Nuke’

Walmart To Stop Following Black Customers Around The Store For Month Of February

"This is part of our continued efforts to right the wrongs of this company," Walmart CEO Doug McMillon said of their pledge to stop following black customers throughout their stores. "We know that our standard policy is often viewed as racist, or something, so to honor Black History Month, we figured this was the absolute … Continue reading Walmart To Stop Following Black Customers Around The Store For Month Of February

Whoopi To Use Her Suspension As Time To Think About What It Means To Be A Goldberg

After making controversial remarks about the Holocaust, Whoopi Goldberg, currently in her 32nd year hosting ABC's The View, pledges to use her suspension to think about what it truly means to be a Goldberg. "Am I a race? Am I a religion? Am I even Jewish? How can I turn this suspension into a firing?" … Continue reading Whoopi To Use Her Suspension As Time To Think About What It Means To Be A Goldberg

Santa Leaves Poor Kids A Letter Warning The Perils Of Raising Minimum Wage

"I know you are probably dreading the return to school where all your friends and teachers will excitedly discuss their favorite presents and little trips their families took over Christmas break, but this year you will not come empty-handed to the conversation. I'm gifting you information," the letter opened. "Did you know that raising the … Continue reading Santa Leaves Poor Kids A Letter Warning The Perils Of Raising Minimum Wage