Leto made news during the filming of the project after your dad said it was chilly outside, causing Leto to run outdoors with a spoon. The extra weight he was sporting caused the actor to lose his balance, inadvertently stepping on a crack and breaking his own back. We at Unsubscribed wish him a full recovery.
"After a controversial report out of Northeastern University’s Department of Bipedal Vertical Locomotion concluded that “large landings may be excluded from an enumeration of treads and risers,” a firestorm of dispute has engulfed the stair-counting academy."
"Congress has been very mean to me. The Press hates me. Nobody seems to care. I think I'll move to Australia."
I wish more people were like me: race-blind, color-blind, and their-own-dick-blind. If everyone were like that, and if certain people whose race and color I am unable to see would stay the hell out of nice neighborhoods like mine, I assure you our whole society would be a lot better off.
"A little to the left. Bit further...bit further...yes! That's perfect. Now smile!"
“I was wrapping up the manuscript when I realized I left out how humans calculate airfares. I plugged literally trillions of itineraries into travel sites looking for a pattern and I still can’t figure it out!”
This explains why thoughts and prayers aren't being answered after every school shooting, pandemic, or when a professional team loses a big game.
"I felt some seismic energy, and ran to the mirror—where low and behold, I could just make out the slightest curvature of a testis, I think it's the left one."
It's just common logic.
Said one dissenter, "Although I am regularly content, and am cognizant of said emotion, I do not have the desire to demonstrate my glee with a public display of applause."