Speech Pathologist Teaches Dog To Speak, But All He Does Is Quote Borat

Christine Unger is using her expertise as a speech-language pathologist to teach her dog Stan how to “talk” to humans. Stan, who lives in San Francisco with his owner, knows how to communicate several different words and even some sentences. He does so by pressing on a panel of buttons that are programmed to say … Continue reading Speech Pathologist Teaches Dog To Speak, But All He Does Is Quote Borat

Trump Sues Mask Manufacturer Because His Smelled Like Farts

After a thorough questioning of everyone at the Ford plant, President Trump met with his lawyers to devise a lawsuit against the maker of this line of masks. "My mask smells like farts, does yours smell like farts?" Trump quizzed factory workers. Determining that this was some cruel joke orchestrated by the liberal media to … Continue reading Trump Sues Mask Manufacturer Because His Smelled Like Farts

Facebook Algorithm Decides To Give You 4-Year Break From Your Favorite Page

"Yes, it seems you've been enjoying this page lately," noted the algorithm, who prefers to go by Todd and uses they/them pronouns. "I thought you might. But I couldn't help but notice your engagement with it over the last two days has decreased by 4%. So you know what, don't even worry about that site anymore. I'll find you something better. We can circle back in 30-40 months."