Health Report: Two-Faced Bitches Still Only Need One Mask

As confusion sets in over who should be wearing a mask, and whether or not they actually limit the spread of COVID-19, a recent health report put out by the World Health Organization clarified that you only need one mask, despite your many personalities. "Even fake-ass slut balls can get by with just one mask. … Continue reading Health Report: Two-Faced Bitches Still Only Need One Mask

“Right To Life” Party Favors Letting Vulnerable Die To Save Economy

“Dying is the God-fearing, patriotic thing for these old, sick folks to do in order to revive our economy. No different from a soldier giving up his life by throwing himself on a hand grenade to save his beloved comrades, which, by the way, is exactly what I would have done, had I ever been in the army, in battle, and confronted by a live hand grenade in the presence of comrades who qualified as beloved.”