"We spent months rehearsing this," kindergarten teacher Macy Lin said of the classic profanity-laced tirade against a bunch of ingrates. "I had to tell the kiddies to make sure not to rehearse in front of their parents because it was supposed to be a big surprise. And man, was it ever! The shock in the … Continue reading Kindergarteners Perform Bill Burr Philly Rant For End-Of-Year Parent Night
After one Florida high school has taken heat this week for editing "inappropriate" photos, another overcorrected, making an entirely new mistake all their own. Manatee High School's yearbook staff hastily added some deep cleave to all. the. photos. Even Frankie the Fighting Manatee got a boob job. "We figured we'd go all out," explained the … Continue reading Bizarre Overcorrection: Florida Yearbook Adds Extra Cleavage To All Photos
"I got your gas right here."
"I let it go when he engaged in predatory business practices against his competitors. I even looked the other way when he implanted tracking devices in vaccines. But when my Tomb Raider Reloaded crashed, it was the last straw. I want to update and restart."
"I just can't stand that orange Cheeto."
The CDC has found, among other things, that fully-vaccinated shooters are less likely to get and spread COVID-19.
"We're cool now, right? I mean - slavery, whew, what was that? Now, *that* was crazy," asked millions of white Americans after former officer Chauvin was found guilty of all three counts in the murder of George Floyd. "You know I voted for Obama, don't you? I was all set to go protest the verdict, … Continue reading White People Relieved As Guilty Verdict Rights Centuries Of Racial Injustice
"You know a year ago I had been told that everything would be open by Easter."
"Would you deny this devoted community servant his id's primal desires?" Attorney Eric Nelson pleaded with jurors. "Imagine yourself in his shoes: always wanting to slowly suffocating a man to death, never giving in to the bloodthirst. Day in, day out. Well he had had enough, I say. Enough! What if it were you? Would … Continue reading Defense: Chauvin Had To Kneel On Floyd’s Neck Because He Really Wanted To
The president’s German Shepherd sure is in the doghouse for this! He may be German but we did Nazi this coming. Dogocrats and Repuplicans alike believe this story is just a wag-the-dog tactic.