Mom Would Rather Teen Have Sex In Back Seat Where She Can Supervise Than Off God Knows Where

"I could just tell that they were going to go off to some basement drug and orgy party and do it there while the kid's parents were out of town, so I insisted their first time be in the back seat of my BMW while I was driving. This way, I could check that no funny business was happening, and that she'd be home at a reasonable hour. I am not ready to be a grandma."