Jaw-Dropping New Book Reveals Trump Not As Nice Or Honest As Everyone Thinks

Legendary journalist Bob Woodward's new book Rage uncovers shocking evidence that President Trump is not a stable genius. Woodward, who also helped unravel the Watergate Scandal, had to do some deep digging to shed light on the President's well-hidden secret: that he is neither smart nor capable. He is neither kind nor honest. He is … Continue reading Jaw-Dropping New Book Reveals Trump Not As Nice Or Honest As Everyone Thinks

Trump Explains He Actually Called Entire U.S. Military Losers, Not Just The Dead Ones

WASHINGTON—  "More fake news. These mainstream radical left reporters never get it right," Trump said from the Rose Garden. "It's not just those who die in war, it's all of them. McCain didn't die in battle. Loser. Captured, but can't even do it right. What a sucker. People say I faked my way out of … Continue reading Trump Explains He Actually Called Entire U.S. Military Losers, Not Just The Dead Ones

Taco Bell Further Streamlines Menu, Now Only Selling Bells

After cutting out their Mexican Pizza, pico de gallo, shredded chicken, 7-Layer Burrito, Nachos Supreme, the Beefy Fritos Burrito, and several other items from the menu, Taco Bell's CEO made the decisions to just sell bells. "Taco Bell means quality. With increased sanitation regulations, plant closures, and workers who can't be bothered to make a … Continue reading Taco Bell Further Streamlines Menu, Now Only Selling Bells

Pelosi Cuts Own Bangs After Being Shamed For Illegal Salon Visit

San Francisco, CA— After being caught on camera violating a San Francisco city ordinance that prevents salons from operating indoors, Speaker Nancy Pelosi chopped off her own bangs to protest the public's ridicule. "Look at what you've done to me! Is this what you want? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?" Pelosi shouted, gripping a pair of … Continue reading Pelosi Cuts Own Bangs After Being Shamed For Illegal Salon Visit

White House Chef Worried Biden Will Require More Than Microwaved Corn Dogs

"One time, I tried to make corn dogs from scratch at least, but Mr. President could not be fooled," White House Head Chef told reporters. "He sniffed out the difference immediately, and swatted the entire plate into the garbage. 'I only eat Walmart Great Value!' he shouted at me. So, now I know. I heat … Continue reading White House Chef Worried Biden Will Require More Than Microwaved Corn Dogs