"Why is everyone in such a sour mood; don't you get how good you have it? You still have more than a dozen corporations. The opposition party hasn't been dissolved by the Supreme Court yet, and crypto mining and game streaming haven't strained servers to the point that the entire internet fails!"
Letting out a big, bellowing laugh, Earth taunted the room, "You talk about me like I am delicate, helpless — some of you even seem to be worried about me. I am here to tell you that you should be more worried about yourselves.
"I get emotional just thinking about it. One minute, they're so tiny. The next minute, they're nearing triple digits."
"This is the Ariel we need. There is no whiter person on this earth than Michael Cera. He looks like a man who is allergic to food seasoning. He probably turns the bass in his sound system all the way down."
"This win is terrible. When women win, we all lose. Sad. Megan Rapinoe. What a shame."