Multiple media entities in the state of Florida issued a joint statement today reminding citizens which state they were in, after nearly two whole days without an embarrassing news story.
Grandpa Out Of Hospital And Back To Posting Racist Shit On Facebook
"He shared a meme depicting Michelle Obama as a gorilla. What the fuck Grandpa, she hasn't been First Lady for like two years."
Grumpy Cat’s Face Now Frozen Like That
She is now forever enshrined in our hearts, and in this block of ice.
Man Tells Grandson About Time He Fought Nazis In Famous 2019 Twitter Battle Of Christchurch
Of course, this was way back when. It's ancient history now. It's been at least two months.
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A finale 12 years in the making.