Bizarre Overcorrection: Florida Yearbook Adds Extra Cleavage To All Photos

After one Florida high school has taken heat this week for editing "inappropriate" photos, another overcorrected, making an entirely new mistake all their own. Manatee High School's yearbook staff hastily added some deep cleave to all. the. photos. Even Frankie the Fighting Manatee got a boob job. "We figured we'd go all out," explained the … Continue reading Bizarre Overcorrection: Florida Yearbook Adds Extra Cleavage To All Photos

Trump Supporters Storm Chauvin Courtroom To Try And Reverse Verdict, Steal Gavel

“This trial was rigged,” one of the rioters told an Unsubscribed reporter as she spit out her tobacco and took selfies with herself rushing the judge’s bench and banging the gavel on the wrong end. “If we shuffle some papers around in here, we can get this verdict reversed. We owe it to Mr. Trump! He sent us here because if you can’t murder a black guy and get away with it, what is this country coming to?”

White People Relieved As Guilty Verdict Rights Centuries Of Racial Injustice

"We're cool now, right? I mean - slavery, whew, what was that? Now, *that* was crazy," asked millions of white Americans after former officer Chauvin was found guilty of all three counts in the murder of George Floyd. "You know I voted for Obama, don't you? I was all set to go protest the verdict, … Continue reading White People Relieved As Guilty Verdict Rights Centuries Of Racial Injustice

Defense: Chauvin Had To Kneel On Floyd’s Neck Because He Really Wanted To

"Would you deny this devoted community servant his id's primal desires?" Attorney Eric Nelson pleaded with jurors. "Imagine yourself in his shoes: always wanting to slowly suffocating a man to death, never giving in to the bloodthirst. Day in, day out. Well he had had enough, I say. Enough! What if it were you? Would … Continue reading Defense: Chauvin Had To Kneel On Floyd’s Neck Because He Really Wanted To