While this "game" may look innocuous with its simple point-and-click grid, its sick and twisted undertones infest the mind, quietly depriving the conscious of all morals and Godliness and transforming it into a ransacked, putrid realm of bastardized ideology. Under the guise of entertainment, Minesweeper taught an entire generation growing up in the late 80s and early 90s that violence against our fellow beings is not only okay, but exciting and worthwhile.
"He is a terrific guy."
“Our hands-off approach is what allows these terrific artists to get their hands on the tools they need to put on a great performance. The numbers this weekend speak for themselves.”
GoFundMe confirmed they had removed the donor from their platform.
When asked to comment on his newfound popularity, Liam casually shrugged it off saying the girls probably just want him for his tooth fairy money.
In a joint statement, NRA Vice President Wayne LaPierre and McConnell explained that, "These wack jobs will have a much tougher time hosing you down if you quit hanging out and going places where there are other people.
Witnesses to the joyful 3 AM reunion between man and slice say both wept copiously as they gazed longingly at each other in the flickering kitchen light.
"First, we must do a better job of identifying early warning signs, such as the election of Donald J. Trump. Second, we must stop the glorification of violence, including the gruesome and grisly rallies of Donald J. Trump."