However, you’ll need to take a few preparatory steps before you and the labradoodle chomp pigeon together.
“We have a steady clientele, love what we do, and our every morning is filled with the aroma of buttery cinnamon buns. What more could you ask for?”
"My God! I was not prepared for this! Get those Jaws of Life here, STAT!"
"Shit, I've got a lot going on now too. It's not like we're absolute best friends. She didn't seem to know what she'd be needing anyways. I mean, she didn't give me a list or anything."
"Every day, animals are forced to endure the prying eyes of humanity! The act of looking at an animal incites the human mind into wanting to do terrible, awful things to an animal and its environment; therefore, it is necessary that humans just never look at an animal because it completely violates the animal and is CRUEL and POINTLESS. #vegan #animalsfirst"
"The death penalty seems drastic, but those of you who have experienced a coworker microwaving the shit out of his shrimp Alfredo leftovers understand how serious this issue really is."