In Memoriam: 35 Million Memes, Cat Photos, And Dick Pics That Never Saw The Light Of Day During Yesterday’s Facebook Photo Glitch

"I was using my alt account to send my usual dick pics to random hotties on Instagram - you know, the ones that show some skin and essentially are asking for aggressive sexual reciprocity from appreciative guys like me - but with the photo glitch, all I could send was disappointing attachments that no one woman wants to look at."