"We gave it our all this season, put our blood, sweat and tears into every game we played, and that is why we're here as the champions today. Sorry about that. Truly. Perhaps we can share the trophy?"
Pinsetters manually set up knocked-down bowling pins. This was back when the game wasn’t the soulless monster it is today. Fuck you, Brunswick.
“We’ve always been pro-choice. So if and when the Supreme Court overturns Roe vs Wade we just want women in this country to know they can depend on us 100% for all their abortion needs."
There are certain parts of life that are unavoidable. Everyone is born; everyone pays taxes; everyone you know and love, will also, at some point, diet.
This may come as a total shock, but your stepmom — and all of your new, extended stepfamily — are cock-hungry, and you're what's for dinner.
"I have to figure what to do with myself in prison, reincarnation after reincarnation. THIRTY. FIVE. TIMES. God damn it.”