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February 19, 2021February 20, 2021 carolannliebelt Uncategorized

Desperate Freezing Texans Have Eaten Ezekiel Elliot

“Ezekiel Elliot drove through my neighborhood to hand out bottled water to people in need, but as he was bending over to open a new case, we couldn't help but notice how muscular and inviting his legs were. I leaned in for just a little bite.”

December 17, 2020December 25, 2020 carolannliebelt Uncategorized

Santa Runs Out Of PS5s Before Hitting The Poor Part Of Town

He dug deep into his sack, retrieving anything that would suffice. Sweet Rosie-Jean would wake up to find a new coat that coincidentally looks just like the one her classmate used to wear before her mom donated it to the coat drive at school.

November 19, 2020December 8, 2020 carolannliebelt Uncategorized

Couple Cites ‘Irreconcilable Thermostat Settings’ On Divorce Papers

"People grow in different directions," Martha said. "Unfortunately for Jay, that direction was an arctic tundra inside our living room, and mine was not wanting to lose a limb to frostbite."

November 8, 2020November 11, 2020 carolannliebelt Uncategorized

Friggin’ Bullcrap! This 6th Grader Has To Wear A Coat Because His Parents Love Him

It's not even cool colors like black and red.

November 7, 2020February 14, 2021 carolannliebelt Uncategorized

Mom Rubs One Out To Costco Coupon Book

"Oh yeah... look at those deals... four dollars off Magic Erasers? I won't have to buy another pack for at least 6 months... oh baby... oh yeah... that Dyson vacuum sells for twice that at Sears... oh, god... Kirkland batteries are buy one get one... I could put them in everyone Christmas stockings!!! Yes! Yes! … Continue reading Mom Rubs One Out To Costco Coupon Book

November 2, 2020November 26, 2020 carolannliebelt Uncategorized

Woman’s Life In Shambles After Trying ‘Like Crack’ Brownie Recipe

"I thought the description was supposed to be facetious," said Norris. "If I had known what my life would end up taping brownies to the inside of the toilet tank, I would have never made them."

October 22, 2020October 23, 2020 carolannliebelt Uncategorized

Woman’s Hair Has Successfully Infiltrated Every Buttcrack In Household

"I'd be in the middle of a meeting at work when an intense tickling in my underwear would start to drive me mad. I'd excuse myself to the restroom and pull several feet of hair from the back of my boxer-briefs." Sheila's husband Gerald told us.

September 16, 2020September 16, 2020 carolannliebelt Uncategorized

Mom’s Imaginary Pulmonary Embolisms Flaring Up Again

This comes on the heels of a lengthy battle with faux multiple sclerosis. Not to mention that her pretend lupus just went into remission.

September 13, 2020September 25, 2020 carolannliebelt Uncategorized

Uh-Oh! Girlfriend Drew Her Eyebrows On Extra Angry Today

Was a special occasion missed? Did Chad fail to notice a new haircut? Was it the comment that he made about the waitress the night before?

June 25, 2020June 25, 2020 carolannliebelt Uncategorized

Aunt Keeps Calling Everyone “Sweaty” On Facebook

It may appear that she was intending to call Bethany "Sweety", but the fact that this comment was left on one of her niece's gym selfies renders the comment ambiguous.

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