Born on a mountain, raised in a cave, trapped in a car.
By Ethan Moore
Sources who were present said the merciless, overgrown Congresswoman stomped through the offices, hearing rooms, and hallways of the Capitol, randomly snatching helpless Representatives, Senators, and aides, then loudly crunching their limp frames between her sharp, massive teeth, in between spitting out huge tendrils of deadly flames and bellowing “SOCIALISM! TAXES!”
Milton told colleagues that he certainly does not have a problem with African Americans, but that they do not seem to know how to act or the price that was paid for their freedom.