"I just like to surround myself with the best of the best that Barack had to offer."
"People grow in different directions," Martha said. "Unfortunately for Jay, that direction was an arctic tundra inside our living room, and mine was not wanting to lose a limb to frostbite."
On October 12, a few remaining areas of the United States still commemorate an awful person who spread disease throughout the continent. It is also, coincidentally, Columbus Day.
"We wanted the guys to feel at home," said team owner Mike Brown. "You're a bum, Burrow" yelled hecklers, prerecorded at Cincinnati bars
WASHINGTON "I don't know what else I can do to show you who I am," the Senate Majority leader explained to Democrats. "I have no higher standards, no qualms, no principles whatsoever. I'm not a wolf in sheep's clothing. I'm a snake with obvious glandular issues. I was once so deep into hypocrisy that the … Continue reading McConnell: It’d Be Pretty Hypocritical Of Me To Not Be A Hypocrite At This Point
Was a special occasion missed? Did Chad fail to notice a new haircut? Was it the comment that he made about the waitress the night before?
New life begins!
“Hop on top, I wanna ride. I do a kegel when it’s inside” was changed to “Hop a lot, I wanna fly. I chew a bagel and ride my bike.”
Feeling neglected by his dad, Donald Trump Jr., is now posing as his sister, Ivanka. "Father's always thought she was a totally smart babe, and I'm hoping he'll think I am now too," Donka told Fox News. "Within minutes of me debuting my new look, my father invited me to sit on his lap in … Continue reading Don Jr. Identifies As Ivanka In Hopes Of Winning Father’s Love