Fire-Breathing 150-Foot Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Attacks Congress

Sources who were present said the merciless, overgrown Congresswoman stomped through the offices, hearing rooms, and hallways of the Capitol, randomly snatching helpless Representatives, Senators, and aides, then loudly crunching their limp frames between her sharp, massive teeth, in between spitting out huge tendrils of deadly flames and bellowing “SOCIALISM! TAXES!”