"We are in love," Waltham told Huntsman's parents. "And he's not in my class this year, I only had him last year for 7th grade pre-Algebra. So this isn't even impacting his grade."
Fearing Sexual Harassment Cases, Workplaces Crackdown On Motorboating
OK, I get that the scrotum slapping was a bit much, but no more sword fighting?
Parents Want To Know Why Asshole Kid Failing 12th Grade And What You’re Doing About It, Bitch
We know he knows this stuff, and they're just being unreasonable. I looked at his grades online, and he doesn't even have any. They're all just zeros. If they'd just find a way to reach him, maybe he would stop smoking in his bedroom all day, and turn up to class."
Woman Just Doesn’t Have Time To Sleep With Every New Friend Request
At press time, Jared from Toronto was sending her a series of dick pics knowing that once she sees his sweet piece, "She'll find the time."
Lindt Reveals New Limited Edition Chocolate Covered Rabbit
Something new from Lindt.
7th Grade Ethan Reports: Your Mom Good In Bed
We told Smith that this article highlighting his obsession with mothers would be shared with our readers. With unwavering eyes, he told us that our readers' moms were the best.
New Electronic Speed Signs Caution Drivers to Hurry the Fuck Up
"The first step is the signs, but additionally, we're looking into technology that actually displays warnings directly to people's smartphones. This is especially efficient, because that's where drivers tend to be looking anyway."