Despite repeated advice from his campaign managers to at least "rub a little booty," Senator Bernie Sanders declined to heed their wisdom. "It has become clear that by making exactly zero percent of women and young girls uncomfortable around me, that I simply cannot become the Democratic nominee, yet alone the President in this climate," … Continue reading Sanders Fails To Sexually Harass Enough Women To Win Race
"Ultimately, they just won't ventilate."
"But still, it is very impressive how we've grown this."
The only way now to satisfy the enigmatic beast is to throw people directly into the pit.
Their new rescue bill.
Dutifully, great American patriots are labeling any loose suggestion to "shelter in place" or "stay at home" as "typical communist bullshit." However, since the vast majority of citizens are not yet homeless — they have gotten quickly on board with these strict directives targeting others.
It's all going to be okay. We can't worry about yesterday or tomorrow. All we have is right now, and right now is okay, I guess.
Tom Brady enjoying the warmer climate.