Letting out a big, bellowing laugh, Earth taunted the room, "You talk about me like I am delicate, helpless — some of you even seem to be worried about me. I am here to tell you that you should be more worried about yourselves.
"This win is terrible. When women win, we all lose. Sad. Megan Rapinoe. What a shame."
If you want to get noticed this summer, you have to go the extra mile. Do you really think you're going to find Ms. Right based off your personality alone? Give me a break. There are millions of men out there with better balls than you, and if you're complacent, you're going to wind up at the bottom of the testicle hierarchy.
"I like to get a bit of everything. Then I just stand in the middle of the road all night long for about a week, and let 'em rip. Then this one M-80 wouldn't light. So I kept at it — perseverance, sacrifice, you know?"
Does it even matter?