“We will not stop at annihilating the beloved yellow dwelling of the All Star Special breakfast! The ICBMs of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard will wipe out all of America’s most sacred shrines, from Sheetz to Piggly Wiggly, Whataburger to Culver’s, and Shake Shack to Friendly’s! We will exterminate every Runza’s, Burgerville, In-N-Out and Wawa! Yes — Wawa!"
"We must be mindful to tread ever-so-carefully over the Constitution."
Sessions include: "Whoa, Calm Down, You Obviously Misunderstood Me" and "Actually, That's Not Exactly What That Means"
"Things are kind of tight right now, so this will be enough to tide us over a bit. Plus, sometimes I bring Archie along for the ride, and it puts him right to sleep. We'll be okay. Oi — give me a top rating, will ya? Cheers, mates," Prince Harry told the horde of paparazzi … Continue reading Prince Harry Picks Up A Few Uber Shifts To Get Family Through To Next Royalty Check
"We do plan to retain our titles and income, but the job itself has become unbearable."
New York — The judge ordered Mr. Weinstein to wear the cone after he had to be repeatedly told to stop licking and tugging his testicles during the proceedings. "I didn't know where to look. It was very distracting," a source from inside the courtroom stated. "This should really help us all to focus much … Continue reading Harvey Weinstein Wears Dog Cone To Prevent Self From Licking Balls In Court
There have been exactly zero casualties in the arachnid population, if you can believe it. In fact, the spiders appear to be aroused by all the carnage and devastation around them, and have begun mating at an accelerated pace.
Purrard said he felt like he was “living his emeow years all over again.”
"I got two Articles. Obama had none."
"I've been persecuted more than anyone ever. They're all saying no one has ever been through anything this bad."