The other guys were all like, 'Oooh, noo, he’ll turn me into a serpent,' and peeing their pants. I just walked up and cuffed him. I did then disintegrate into a smoldering heap of pea-green vomit, but I bounced right back.”
"These proposals will throw the entire wellbeing of our wildlife into question," said Aria, who apparently has no issue with destroying vulnerable wildlife as long as it's for something important like convenience and pleasure-seeking.
The researchers refused to disclose the content of the meme for fear of the chaos it would cause within the scientific community.
“I just feel like everything has been the same old, same old for a while now. Nothing’s really wrong. I’d probably look okay with bangs. I don’t know, maybe I’m just depressed,”