Rest assured that The Rise of Skywalker is now the worst reviewed movie in human history. Stay tuned, after I see it a few dozen times, for me to explain why.
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Doctors fear surgery may result in endorsement of Trump. By Fred Gailey, Image Edit By Emily Sanchez
In an uncomfortable segment on Meet the Press, moderator Chuck Todd mercilessly ridiculed Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg.
"When other countries allow their animals to cross our borders, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending animals that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re eating American animals. They’re rabid. And some, I assume, are good animals.”
"Don't get me wrong. I like my co-workers. They pet me, and sometimes they give me decent food off their plates. The little ones, particularly, are cute. But I could be so much more than this. I could be ruling a pack, hunting and providing, admired by my comrades, feared by my foes, and lusted after by attractive females. I could be the biggest badass in the animal kingdom."
Headline and *cough* image by Fred Gailey
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