Twitter CEO: We Just Now Realized He Violated Our Terms Of Service

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey announced a permanent suspension of Donald Trump's Twitter account, after discovering a few of his posts may have violated their terms of service. "We received some complaints over the past decade about inappropriate content on @realDonaldTrump, but obviously we cannot police every user on Twitter," said Dorsey. "We received a handful … Continue reading Twitter CEO: We Just Now Realized He Violated Our Terms Of Service

Family Pretty Sure Mom Has Already Seen This Hallmark Movie

As various family members passed from the living room to the kitchen for a snack, they unsuccessfully tried to persuade Mom that she had already seen the Hallmark movie she was watching. "Hey, isn't this the one where the handsome developer comes to town to take over Danica McKellar's bakery," asked Amy? "I don't know," … Continue reading Family Pretty Sure Mom Has Already Seen This Hallmark Movie

Biden Seeks Pregnant Woman To Head Department Of Labor

Washington D.C. After receiving accolades for his choice of Deb Haaland for the Department of Interior, President-Elect Biden has organized a search-committee to find a well qualified pregnant woman to head the Department of Labor. "It's a travesty that, in the 107 year history of this Agency, no pregnant woman has ever managed the DOL," … Continue reading Biden Seeks Pregnant Woman To Head Department Of Labor

Trump Flunks Out Of Electoral College

Today, the Electoral College sent a letter to Donald Trump, terminating their relationship. "It's not simply that you have miserably failed in four attempts to pass required, basic courses in Economics, Racial Justice, and History 101, but your deplorable performance in this year's Epidemiology course was such a monumental failure that it will be a … Continue reading Trump Flunks Out Of Electoral College

Commenter Explains Why Hunter Biden’s Tax Troubles Will Reverse Election Results

Finally! The Kracken has been released and Honorable Donald J. Trump will be declared the WINNER of the 2020 Presidential election. I will tell you I was starting to worry when 44 of the 56 election lawsuits were dismissed. But this tax investigation of Hunter Biden is going to be The Event which is going … Continue reading Commenter Explains Why Hunter Biden’s Tax Troubles Will Reverse Election Results