During an interview with Chris Wallace, President Trump blabbed the answers to the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA), a test used to screen for mild cognitive impairment and Alzheimer's disease. "We've been using the same test for decades," explained Ziad Nasreddine MD. "So I was shocked when I saw the President telling everyone and their mother … Continue reading Doctors Redo Cognitive Screening Test After Trump Reveals Answers
By Ron DeSantis I know the past 3 months have been tough on us. In Florida, our economy really took a hit. But, thank God, we are finally past the China Flu. I know many of us suffered. My financial portfolio lost a third of its value. Some local officials chased innocent college students off … Continue reading Whew, I’m Glad That Coronavirus Thing Is Over
When the United States sends travellers to Europe, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have a lot of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing disease. They're bringing MAGA hats. They're racists. And some, I assume, are good people."
After two two months of quarantine, Netflix user Tom Miller has binged every series on the streaming service, with the exceptions of Fuller House and Iron Fist. "After I watched the last episode of 13 Reasons Why, Netflix added a new category, Shows You Haven't Already Watched. The list consisted of a sequel to a … Continue reading Netflix Viewer Down To Fuller House Or Iron Fist
To show our appreciation and support for these heroes, we are donating these canisters to police to assist them in the hard work of ending the right to assemble during these challenging times, but low-key like so they're not the bad guys.
"We are sorry that NCIS: Home-Office didn't work out, but we are confident that the embarrassing footage of Missy making the lives of her children miserable will make all of us feel better about our own dysfunction."
The preferred media for daily praise of the President is via Twitter or Facebook, but exemptions will be granted to people living in shithole countries that might lack internet access. A special White House Hotline will be set up for those who cannot use a computer, to leave voicemails expressing admiration for the President.
Today, as you fire up the grill, remember the brave souls who have burned their Costco cards to defend the American Way of Life.
"Hell, their frontman can barely carry a tune. I don't even want to know what this is going to sound like," muttered one fan.
Not much about the Coronavirus quarantine is good, but at least we don't have to take Mom out to brunch this year.