Said the refrigerator, "More often than not this garage is at 32° or below. I’m set to keep food at 38°. So I end up having to HEAT food instead of chilling it! I’ve become the laughing stock of all self-respecting refrigerators."
In a private text intercepted between Schiff and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, Schiff revealed his optimism. “I think they’ll go for it, and then we’ll be set. No doubt there’s more damning evidence inside that endless bushy mustache than we could possibly dream of.”
Subaru CEO Tomomi Nakamura breathed a sigh of relief, “We can finally put all of this behind us.”
"We wondered why it was so much colder than usual."
Clinton has offered to whip out her most secure server and email those suckers over right now, using the officially recognized address of ConvictThatFucker@senate.com.
"Please don’t send me any more gifts of gold cross pendants. Have plenty."
“Really. Go ahead and cut us down just to become greeting cards that get thrown in the trash.”
Few things puzzle the man, but this is one of them.
Sure, it’s packed with lots of protein, but it’s also packed with a love for butt stuff. Some people love Greek yogurt and some despise it. These naysayers are not your people. They clearly do not engage in any butt play, whatsoever.